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Tuesday
Jun112013

The Hilarious Price Differences Between the Xbox One vs. Playstation 4

Pro Tip to MS: People do NOT like crazy whacky high prices of video game consoles. Not one bit.

We will start over.

Tuesday
Jun112013

Of COURSE She Said Yes! The McChicken Engagement Sandwich

Congratulations to Ann and Dennis, who are embarking on the most romantic love affair the planet has ever seen.

She said YES :D

Monday
Jun102013

The F*ck Off Beard Sends a Rather Hairy Message

Want to tell everyone around you to off with the f*ck?

Shave it right in your beard and never have to say a word. They will get it.

Friday
Jun072013

The Future is NOW! The Keen Peen Drawing Machine

Machines have taken it's greatest evolutionary leap in automated peen drawing with that of a  sharpie marker attached to a computer controlled robot arm.  ABOUT TIME. The machine was built by David specifially to create fantastic robot dong sketches. Every home needs one of these machines. Every home needs wang drawings.

Thanks go to J who is a man that I have personally drawn MANY dongs for over the years. He earned them all.

Thursday
Jun062013

Dramatic Doggie Death is How You REALLY Play Dead

Have a dog? Like to teach your dog how to play dead? This dog has it so DOWN it is borderline ridiculous.

If I had this dog, I would never stop finger blasting it. Yes, you read me right... I love finger blasting pooches.

Wednesday
Jun052013

No Regrets! Cat Randomly Jumps into a Fish Tank Head First

Ready... get set... GO! Run, jump, SPLASH.

Seriously.. let's get real (really real) here. We all know that the owner tricked that cat into jumping into the tank. In his defense, he is the OWNER... he can trick his cat any way he likes. I am still on the peanut butter on the crotch trick. Gets them every time.

Wednesday
Jun052013

I Am Turned ON: Boneriferous Han Solo in Carbonite Light Switch

So, now we know... Han Solo likes to watch with the lights ON. Thanks to WickedStudio you can play with Han's frozen boner whenever you need to adjust the lighting in the room. Obviously, I would stand there flicking the switch ALL day long while saying "I know."

Saturday
Jun012013

Flying Harry Potter Kid on a Broom aka 'I Don't Even Know'

How you fly on a broom like Harry Potter in real life with MOVIE MAGIC.

Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo...

Thursday
May302013

It's Easy as 1. 2. 3. Enjoy! Funny Kid's Note Teaches Sex Education

See... kids know how it's done. Just go rite four there but. Apparently, this note was found by kingaltoids at her little sister's dance recital. When you grow up kid, you will realize that you get to skip over step one entirely and then you add on the 4th step of "regret".

Thursday
May302013

Sloth-Facing: Turning Celebrities into Adorably Weird Sloths

Sloths are all the rage... a slow and deliberate rage. Haasman put togther a nice little collection of sloth-faces that is sure to grow at a nice and even pace.

Wednesday
May292013

Croaking Beautiful: Just Look at this Little Frog in a Dress

"...and she was the most beautiful girl at the dance"

A frog in a dress... I don't know if I should kiss it or lick it. Yeah... BOTH.

Tuesday
May282013

Just Call the Police, Baby

'Murica.