Bone EARNED: Dog Crosses Eyes on Command

And you thought YOUR dog could do tricks. Watch this puppy cross his own eyes when owner demands it.

Watch this Cat Being Scared by the Super Mario Jumping Sound

Now, I have no idea how this works, but this extremely orange cat is a bit jittery when it comes to the jumping sound from the NES Super Mario Bros.

The Glitch: When Things Go Oddly Wrong in the World of Video Games

"A malevolent glitch threatens to destroy all videogames"

Cuban Pete is the Spider King of the Rumba Beat

Remember 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey? Well, this is a freakin' spider and he has the beat.

So if you like the beat,
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete,
And I'll teach you to
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom

The Old 'Feed Your Friend to a Real Life Shark' Prank!

So you find yourself riding around on a boat checking out a freakin' REAL LIFE SHARK, when one of your "friends" decides to toss you into the water and see if you are made of steel.

HILARIOUS PRANK, BUDDY

Thanks to Jason who -rumor has it- once had sex with a shark attack. Once.

Kopoba Cow is Something So Stupid it Might Make You Laugh

Literal Transcript: "Blarrablab baladraalalaba bapapalabbbbaalalrararba babannn doo cacka boo boo."

Gandalf the Grey Playing Bagpipes and Riding a Unicycle

Only in Portland, OR... The Unipiper strikes again, but this time he is the all powerful wizard Gandalf riding through the square playing his bagpipes while riding on a unicycle. You do remember Darth Vader bagpiper right? How could you forget.

LOTR 'Fellowship of the Ringwraiths' Gives Light to the Nazgûl

Ever wonder what those Ringwraiths discussed while hunting for Frodo and the gang? Well you'd be pissed too if you were a Nazgûl duped by a bag of vegetables.

"Despite being known as the second most terrifying creatures on Middle Earth - hardly anything is known about the Ringwraiths from Lord of the Rings... until now."

The Most Intense Cat Stare Down Fight You Will Watch Right Now

Bite your nails and waaaaaaiiiitttt for it. Things are going to be rough.

>^..^< VERUS >^..^<

Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up' Cat Style Video

Prodigy's 'Smack my Bitch Up' but this time in the perspective of a cat with a video camera on his(her) neck. Boozing, kniving, slapping, vomiting, hookering... it's a cat's day.

Watch You Must: Disney Star War Opera Yoda Trains Luke with Song

Master Yoda training Luke in the sing-songy-style of Disney is pretty much hilariously stupid.

Let's get down to business to defeat the Sith.

You Found Me: Janitor Searches for Lost Kmart Sock Pooper

Sit back and read the craigslist tale of a janitor desperately trying to put some closure on the great poop filled sock mystery of Alabama's Centre Kmart.

Thanks go to Jason for letting me know that someone out there is looking for me.