One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor Through This Mordor Door

On your journey through the hallways of life, you spot a "Mordor Door". You desperately want to open this door, go inside and get rid of that stinkin' ring. You know that you will inevitably face orcs, noxious gas, dragons, demons, evil wizards, and all sorts of vile sonsofbitches.

Since you are tough as nails, you decide to open the door and walk on.

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