Year Eradicated, Bust out the Cake: Obvious Winner Turns Three

HAPPY STINKIN' BIRTHDAY TO OBVIOUS WINNER!

Today marks three (3) whole years of posting the most kick-ass material that the internet has to offer. Three years of millions of visiters, booze jokes, dick humor, new friends, geek rage, technology bliss and a lust for jamming lightsabers into places where even a rancor keeper dare not go. Essentially, three years that we all wish we could take back.

So, on this day I would like you to sit back, have some cake, throw back a jug of bourbon, remove your pants and say "Happy b-day obvious winner, you complete me."

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\m/ IT'S SUMMER TIME!!! \m/

That means outside drinking, afternoon naps, girls in bikinis, video game marathons in the AC and as many cheeseburgers you can grill. Still, there is one thing missing... an Obvious Winner skull and guns on your chest making you look tough as nails and as sexy as a rancor monster in heat. With this kickass t-shirt, your life will be complete.

So if you have $15 bucks in your pocket and you are itchin' to get yourself some new summer garb...

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FREE Star Wars on Blu Ray Giveaway Weekend! WIN WIN WIN

OMG YES! Here at Obvious Winner, we love you (it's true). So in order to show our love, you can win your very own FREE copy of Star Wars Original Trilogy Blu Ray Edition!

All you have to do is 1. [ FAN OUR FACEBOOK PAGE ] and 2. [ leave a comment on this photo ].

What? It's that easy, you ask? Yes it is, I answer.

RULES: I will only give away ONE copy to ONE lucky winner. The contest applicant MUST leave his/her favorite Star Wars quote and WHO said it in the facebook comment section. The winner will be chosen at random, but if you so happen to figure out my favorite quote, it ups your chances. Good luck to all that enter and feel free to pass this around... hell, if your friend wins.. you win (kinda).

Rising to the Occasion: Obvious Winner gets Facebook FAILED, Lulz

Besides this being a TRUE FACT (even though most of us are WELL over that number already) this being picked up, pointed at and laughed apon made my morning. ;)

If you haven't already go to the Obvious Winner [ facebook page ] and fan it. It might be the best thing you do ALL DAY.

[ source ] via [ obvwinfb ]

Two Awesome Years! Happy 2nd Birthday Obvious Winner

I hope you have enjoyed my random awesome findings on the Internet as much as I have.

I know, I know... of course you have. \m/ -.o \m/

Obvious Winner TShirts: Now on Sale and Totally Worth Your Cash

Like Obvious Winner? Of course you do. We have been working very hard with 604republic to bring you some mega-sick and super-awesome tshirts that you can wear around with an enormously over-bloated sense of pride while simultaneously providing for a great chest protector against the harshness of the sun.

Each shirt comes screen-printed on 100% cotton, preshunk to maintain fit and rocks double-needle bottom hem and sleeves.  What, for real?! Heck yeah! Since summertime is happening right now... do yourself a huge favor, pony up and snag a shirt.

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Are you the type of person who likes awesome shit? Great, because there is more to obviouswinner than meets the eye. Much more. For all of you great tumblr people. Do yourself a huge favor.

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Have a Relatively Safe, Boozy and Happy New Year 2011

This year has been brutally awesome. Thanks go out to everyone who has made Obvious Winner the self-proclaimed: "Most Badass and Awesome Blog on the Internet of 2010".

Happy Freakin' Birthday Obvious Winner

August 10th, 2009. The day of conception AND birth. Created faster than a fruit fly and way more bad ass than anyone could have EVER imagined. Ever. So, kick back today. Relax. Pour yourself a glass of beer and wash it down with some greasy bacon cooked in gasoline and collided hadrons. Thanks everyone for reading this fun project of mine... so far there has been over a MILLION of you that have stopped by for a visit.  Not a bad year. \m/

You little site of awesomeness you.. I'd pinch your cheeks if you had any flesh.