The (Totally) Phantom Menace Dissects the Art of the Lightsaber Duel

Want to know how those fight scenes in 'Star Wars Episode I' really went down? Watch.

"Make a show of your dodge... aim like a drunkard." I am pretty sure this is how I was concieved. Thanks pops!

My thoughts on Star Wars prequels are no secret. Listen... they are crap.

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BEARD PUNCH: A Rather Offensive Way To Ruin a Man's Beard

Being a beard wearer (and grower) myself this video is SLIGHTLY repugnant. For starters, SHE DROPPED the Trader Joes... not cool lady. Secondly, if my beard recieved such a fatal punch, someone better be able to block the poon kick of devistation to even the "grass on the playing field" so to speak. God damn, now I am disgusted with myself.

North Koreans Weeping Hysterically Over the Death of Kim Jong-il

Sit back and enjoy some propaganda! These people are SAD. Very very sad.

Thanks Nathaniel, you excel at laughing at people when they are at their lowest. \m/

Literal Unicorn: Buttered Corn Impaled Horse Crying Rainbow Tears

One could make unicorns by the thousands given the appropriate amount of horses and corn on the cob.

A Stormtrooper LEGO Funeral that Makes the Empire Weep

Stormtroopers (and no, not clone troopers) have lives, it's true. Once in a bue "that is no moon" ...one of their brothers in arms fall and it can be a sad and charred event.

Hey Jack L. Why don't you...

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A Day of Sadness, Paul the Octopus is Dead

The octopus is dead, long live the octopus.  He was only 2 and 1/2 years young when he died in his tank last night. To be honest, I am quite certain our little eight-armed psychic friend expected this, of course after hours of deliberation.

Paul, you were the best damn octopus around. / target Paul /salute

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Banksy Directs Simpsons Opening Animation into Bleak Awesomeness

U.K. graffiti artist Banksy, gave the Simpsons a little face-lift into super darkness of the "real world". From stuffing kittens into Bart dolls to a tired old unicorn punching holes in DVDs, this intro animation shows the commerce machine as it truly is. Anyway, I laughed all the way through it and so should you.

Blink Blink: A Sad Computer Head Man is Sad

Cat gets his head stuck in a drain

 

Cat gets his head stuck in a drain in Boston, MA.