Entries in stupid (7)
Look at this fellow. He actually decided that it was a grand idea to put BARS through his eyebrows and attach them to his cheeks so it seems that he is always looking out of a jail cell (I think). Would you do this? Listen, don't answer it, some of you out there probably would. But, that's ok cause I KNOW you.
Thanks go to Jonathan for showing me these things, I can only hope when I am finally looking through those prison bars, it's only your hands on my hips that I feel. That just proves that there is still love in our hearts and no bars in our eyes.
My dear friend Jonathan (ten holes) felt as though the lovely readers of Obvious Winner need to see what it would be like if he and I were to have a lightsaber duel (he would be the handicapped guy, I would obviously be the fat dude, but of course we would both be very naked) in real life.
Before you say it.. YES this is staged, but those people putting on the show are real. Real fat pieces of crap that we will love until years of health issues take them away from us. Christmas sure is great.
For some reason, watching this cat get pummeled by a toy train while no shits were obviously given just might bring some crooked grins to your faces.
"People like to look at cats on the internet. Why not look at (his) stupid cat?"
This video holds ALL the truths about fucking cats and it is presented in a fucking song. Fucking cats! They don't care about nothin'.