How to Blow Up an Egg Using Only a Lit Match

This is what you get today.

Prison for your EYES: Piercing that Scream "Daddy Hates Me!"

Look at this fellow. He actually decided that it was a grand idea to put BARS through his eyebrows and attach them to his cheeks so it seems that he is always looking out of a jail cell (I think). Would you do this? Listen, don't answer it, some of you out there probably would. But, that's ok cause I KNOW you.

Thanks go to Jonathan for showing me these things, I can only hope when I am finally looking through those prison bars, it's only your hands on my hips that I feel. That just proves that there is still love in our hearts and no bars in our eyes.

Oh My God it's Luke's Saber! Star Wars Christmas for Fat Jerkoffs

My dear friend Jonathan (ten holes) felt as though the lovely readers of Obvious Winner need to see what it would be like if he and I were to have a lightsaber duel (he would be the handicapped guy, I would obviously be the fat dude, but of course we would both be very naked) in real life.

Before you say it.. YES this is staged, but those people putting on the show are real. Real fat pieces of crap that we will love until years of health issues take them away from us. Christmas sure is great.

CatZilla is Not Amuzed by Repeat Train Attackings

For some reason, watching this cat get pummeled by a toy train while no shits were obviously given just might bring some crooked grins to your faces.

I'm a Stupid Cat! Want a Silly Fcking Video About Cats? Have it Then!

"People like to look at cats on the internet. Why not look at (his) stupid cat?"

This video holds ALL the truths about fucking cats and it is presented in a fucking song. Fucking cats! They don't care about nothin'.

Dumbest Thing You Will Do All Day: What is Your Batman Name???

I was shocked to figure out my batman name ! But it is now confirmed, I am Batman!

Bring the Thunder

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