Entries in tie fighter (3)
This 1/3 scale TIE Fighter. 8x8x8 feet might be the fort you were looking for. Currently, it is located in some random parking lot in Seattle, WA and from the looks of it there is a captured child stuck inside. He "claims" that it is his son. Darth Vader said the SAME thing buddy. Anyway, you can score it for $150 and jam it in a tree where you will obviously discuss the complex issues within the Galactic Senate.
Or drink your face off and shoot high powered lasers at squirrels stressed as rebel scum.
Who in the galaxy could SLEEP on such a thing?!?! I would be up all night pew pew pewwing away. You can get this bed along with the deep space mural custom made into your bedroom for about $18,000. But, the amount of cocaine it will take to get a woman on that bed with you... unimaginable.