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Machines have taken it's greatest evolutionary leap in automated peen drawing with that of a sharpie marker attached to a computer controlled robot arm. ABOUT TIME. The machine was built by David specifially to create fantastic robot dong sketches. Every home needs one of these machines. Every home needs wang drawings.
Thanks go to J who is a man that I have personally drawn MANY dongs for over the years. He earned them all.
Have a dog? Like to teach your dog how to play dead? This dog has it so DOWN it is borderline ridiculous.
If I had this dog, I would never stop finger blasting it. Yes, you read me right... I love finger blasting pooches.
Ready... get set... GO! Run, jump, SPLASH.
Seriously.. let's get real (really real) here. We all know that the owner tricked that cat into jumping into the tank. In his defense, he is the OWNER... he can trick his cat any way he likes. I am still on the peanut butter on the crotch trick. Gets them every time.
Ever wonder what happens if you squirt some hydrogen peroxide into a tick full to the brim with blood? NO?! Me neither. Let me tell you something.. they goddamn blow up into gross bubbles.
That's right... gross bubbles.
Russian bears are tough as nails. You can hit them with your car and they just walk away like they are filled to the brim with magical badass vodka powers.
\m/ BEAR \m/
Can you spare 10 seconds to learn about "catboarding"? All you need is a cat, a box, a hallway and you can catboard all day long for 10 seconds at a time.
HADOUKEN! Dantheman renderout out this awesome Cinema 4D and Vray that are just outstanding to witness. The Blanka electricity thunder is simply awesome.
But dat hadouken is the shit.
Softie and Sunny as best pals. In fact, they are such good pals, that the horse (Sunny) lifts the bunny (Softie) off the ground by her ears to show the love.
OR, Sunny was cosplaying as a Jedi Knight strong enough to pull the ears off a bunny gundark.