If you are going to propose to your Zelda playing fiancé (obviously your soul mate), you might as well hack the ROM and make the old man say "It's Dangerous to go alone! Amber, will you marry me?"
Hey Amber's fiancé... you might be the luckiest fellow this side of Hyrule.
"We had been playing the original Legend of Zelda on an emulator the previous weekend. (My fiance owns the original NES cartridge too, but the emulator makes hacking easier.) A few nights before, he and his roommate finished it, so he asked if I wanted to do the second quest. I said sure, so he turned on the computer and I started playing. When I entered the cave with the old man, (who normally says “It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!”) who gives you a sword, it instead said what you see in the picture above. I looked over at my fiance; he was kneeling and holding a heart container made out of Legos. The ring was inside. Obviously I said yes!"