This is what wind does to yor face at 155 mph (250 km/h) if you are the type of character that doesn't want to use a helmet.
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Sharks... they BITE the heck out of you. They will rip your guts out, spill your blood, make you scream, leave you topless and come at you for more. \m/ Now, you can go to the beach looking like a giant shark mouth and swim around saying "I'm a shark, suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick".
Opening up a coconut is HARD.. goddamn HARD. Kick a baby hard? MASH A WATERMELON. This is the easiest and most freakin' weirdest way to get that sonofabitch open and straight to the luscious milk inside.
Those Mario Bros Piranha plants have received the gross treatment by artist Dogzilla Lives who brought you such weirdness as the gnarly bio light switches.
Ever wanted to know what the internet looks and sounds like as a music video?
WELL HERE IT IS.
"Someone please kill me!
My carpal tunnel's building and my eyes are slowly wilting away
I'm in the butthole of the internet
Please please please
Don't Ever Go If You Ain't Been There Ye"
Ever wonder what happens if you squirt some hydrogen peroxide into a tick full to the brim with blood? NO?! Me neither. Let me tell you something.. they goddamn blow up into gross bubbles.
That's right... gross bubbles.
Have a delicious human trapped in your house that you are about to dine on? YOU NEED CHIANTI. The Alamo Drafthouse has released this limited edition cannibal wine that goes perfectly with sautéed body parts and a whole bunch of crazy.
"The Alamo Drafthouse's 2013 Signature Wines are an oenophilic nod to noted gourmand, wine connoisseur and psychopath Hannibal Lecter."
Sloths are all the rage... a slow and deliberate rage. Haasman put togther a nice little collection of sloth-faces that is sure to grow at a nice and even pace.
A frog in a dress... I don't know if I should kiss it or lick it. Yeah... BOTH.
This Game Boy armor mask is part of the 'Thunderbox' series that are "Mercifully for those looking for a more credible way to wear their hearts on their sleeves their exists people for armor and weapon aficionados, and for the retro gamers out there."
Sounds like my kind of gamer warrior.