Thursday, February 9, 2012 | unicorn dolphin, unicorn fantasy, video, weird "A BLOW HOLE FOR MY DING DONG DINGS."
Most magical commercial ever (yes, this is a commercial for a tattoo shop).
Wednesday, February 8, 2012 | nature, purple squirrel, purple squirrel caught, weird, wtf 
Believe me when I say that no one knows why this squirrel is purple, so I am going to go out on a limb here and make claim that this squirrel is directly from outter space. Yes, a purple space squirrel. Don't believe me? Fine. This particular purple squirrel was caught on the Jersey Shore in Pennsylvania by Percy and Connie Emert.
"We put him in an extra big cage so he has room to run around, and we'll release him soon. In the meantime, all the neighbors have been by to see him. No one can believe we have a purple squirrel!"
Now duct tape a few cinder blocks to the cage and chuck it into the neighboring pond and save planet Earth.
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012 | comic, funny, venom baby, venom child, venom ultrasound, weird 
What would you do if your ultrasound came back and your new baby on the way seemed to look exactly like comic book supervillain VENOM!? Well, take advantage of your findings and post on the internet for comic book nerds of the world to see, of course! Trust me, later on in life, your child will thank you when he or she is attempting to remove your face with their teeth.
[ source ] via Jason's IRC gang who always seems to be in hiding from their nagging wives. Aren't we all.. aren't we all.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012 | edible meat underwear, food, jerky underwear, weird 
Once in a while we ALL love to cover our jumbly-bits with slabs of dried meat and force our partner to eat it with his/her face. Is it Tuesday already? So pass some dental floss on over and make sure the one you love is ready to spend some up-close and meaty time with your spicy region...just like God intended.
Go [ here ] to check out the step by step process for making your own pair.
Thursday, January 19, 2012 | ian hutcheon, meteorite wine, weird, wtf 
Wine flavored with meteorite?!?! Yep! I would imagine that it tastes about as good at it sounds.
"Vineyard owner Ian Hutcheon is promoting Meteorito, the first wine aged with a roughly 4.5 billion-year-old meteorite believed to be from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. "
The meteorite used in the wine comes from the Atacama Desert in northern Chile, which fell to Earth about 6,000 years ago.
Ian is all about space and even owns his own observatory in Chile, the Centro Astrononomica Tagua Tagua. Unfortunately, if you want a bottle for yourself you will have to make the trip to him.
How much a bottle? Who knows, but probably astronomical. ;)
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Friday, January 13, 2012 | exploding heads, funny, head blow up, lol, video, weird, wtf Go ahead, click play and watch heads explode over and over again.
I know what you are thinking.."Where is the Toxic Avenger scene when he dropped the weights on Ron Jeremy's head and takes it clean off?!" Right [ here ].
Thursday, January 12, 2012 | food, gross, magic poop, unicorn, unicorn poop cookies, weird, yum 
Poop cookies are decently good. Unicorn poop cookies are... MAGICAL. These little rainbow plops of delicious are guaranteed to make you fly standing up straight, shoot lasers out of your private parts and when you talk, rainbow sparkles spew out of your mouth like a flamethrower.
"Unicorns may manage their elusiveness but they left behind some fanciful evidence of their existence and I was able to recreate their leavings."
If you read on you will be able to watch a video of these cookies in action! Magic Poop Rainbow ACTION.
Using a small ring like firework, this dude stirs a cup of coffee. Silly? Yes. Insipid? Sure. Total waste of your time? Exactly.
But, I sure like where this is headed. I expect burn wounds, loss of limbs and horrible firework residue diarrhea SOON. Thanks to i <3 chaos for the heads up.
Monday, January 9, 2012 | handcrafted, human centipede scarf, knottyfingers, weird, wtf 
Burrrrrr... winter sure can get cold! Time to get a few of your friends together, huddle up in the nude and then share a digestive tract or two in order to stay warm.
OR... just get yourself a custom made Human Centipede scarf and be the envy of mouth-to-anus mutilation surgeons everywhere (hiding in your neighborhood waiting for the right moment to capture you, which may or may not be tonight).
[ source ] via [ fashionably geek ]
