Or a teeeeny tiny bike that you can fit into a backpack. Time to set up some sick ramps and do some rad jumps over blazing pits of fire.
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The rumors are true... seagulls will eat anything.
SEAGULL 1 - LITTLE BIRD 0
SEAGULL WINS... FATALITY
I LOVE riding the bus. The smell of hobo pee, random acts of violence, fat people demanding the bus be lowered so they can get on, leering old man checking out my tender young boy ass and most of all, poor people. Disgusting poor people. So, obviously a bus that does push-ups and promotes the olympics. SURE, I'd ride that like a bucking bronco.
"The bus, made by Czech artist David Cerny, does press-ups with the help of an engine powering a pair of robotic arms, and the motion is accompanied by a recording of sounds evoking tough physical effort. It will be parked outside the Czech Olympic headquarters in London for the duration of the 2012 Olympic Games."
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This is Andrew W.K. and he has successfully constructed a fully-functional guitar modeled after a New York style slice of supreme pizza. Rockin'
"Hand painted by W.K. himself, the guitar features extra spicy garlic marinara sauce, double mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, black olives, green peppers, mushrooms, and Andrew’s favorite pizza topping of all, jalapeno peppers."
Read on to see more and watch of video of Andrew describing just how delicious his guitar truly is.
Get some willing strippers, lather them up in slippery lard and give them as much delicious bacon as money can buy.
Ready... Set... FIGHT.
"On Saturday,[..], master chefs, cooks and wizards will submit their best bacon-induced creations for the judging audience (as well as a celebrity panel), who will consume, rate and review the creations. Some will enter, some will attend, many will lose and everyone will win."
Clams are DELICIOUS. So is SALT. So are FACES.
I can't help but think of the scene in Terminator 2 when a guard at a mental institute licks Sarah Connor's face while she is restrained to a bed. 'Cept this is SALT and a clam, but if you think about it... Sarah was pretty sweaty (all the time), so I imagine it tasted exactly the same. Yum yum.
Hey ladies, sip some wine, light your candles and get ready for some steamy action.
In order to get this metal pleasure-beast purring, you simply add fire and make use of the onboard stirling engine that will shake and choo-choo you into the 1800s.
"Add alcohol, light the wick, and flip the fly wheel to harness the vibration to pleasure yourself into the next century. Hand made by me using stainless steel, brass, aluminum, plastics and more."
Read on to see more, break out your purse, cause this male-replacement system will set you back a cool $800 bone rattling bucks.
Every once in a while water builds up right beneath the top level of lawn and turns into this sort of "blister" that you, almost uncontrollably, need to pop. This one you see above was spotted behind some store in Portland, Oregon and was stepped on, jumped on and taunted until it finally burst. That must've felt so good.
Via [ iheartchaos ]