Eff This, I am OUT: Ultra Giant Human Rides Away on a Bicycle

Or a teeeeny tiny bike that you can fit into a backpack. Time to set up some sick ramps and do some rad jumps over blazing pits of fire.

Wait... Did that Seagull Just Snag and Eat a Live Bird? A: Yup

The rumors are true... seagulls will eat anything.

SEAGULL 1 - LITTLE BIRD 0  

SEAGULL WINS... FATALITY

The Awesomest Assault Rifle Ever Made... EVER

Get some doll parts, rubber dongs, some blood sacks and wrap them around a rifle. Let the shooting begin.

Finally, A Big Red Bus with Giant Arms That Does Push-ups

I LOVE riding the bus. The smell of hobo pee, random acts of violence, fat people demanding the bus be lowered so they can get on, leering old man checking out my tender young boy ass and most of all, poor people. Disgusting poor people. So, obviously a bus that does push-ups and promotes the olympics. SURE, I'd ride that like a bucking bronco.

"The bus, made by Czech artist David Cerny, does press-ups with the help of an engine powering a pair of robotic arms, and the motion is accompanied by a recording of sounds evoking tough physical effort. It will be parked outside the Czech Olympic headquarters in London for the duration of the 2012 Olympic Games."

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Dude Makes a Pizza Guitar, Shreds Some Face-Melting Cheese

This is Andrew W.K. and he has successfully constructed a fully-functional guitar modeled after a New York style slice of supreme pizza. Rockin'

"Hand painted by W.K. himself, the guitar features extra spicy garlic marinara sauce, double mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, black olives, green peppers, mushrooms, and Andrew’s favorite pizza topping of all, jalapeno peppers."

Read on to see more and watch of video of Andrew describing just how delicious his guitar truly is.

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Bacon Covered Strippers Wrestling in Lard at the Bacon Cup 2012

Get some willing strippers, lather them up in slippery lard and give them as much delicious bacon as money can buy.

Ready... Set... FIGHT.

"On Saturday,[..], master chefs, cooks and wizards will submit their best bacon-induced creations for the judging audience (as well as a celebrity panel), who will consume, rate and review the creations. Some will enter, some will attend, many will lose and everyone will win."

This bacon stripper battle happened at the Bacon Cup 2012 in Portland, OR at the IHRx and if you read on you can see more photos and a video of the ladies in hot bacon action.

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Chew on This: A Taxidermied Zombie Head Gumball Machine

Now this is one gruesome gumball machine! This gnarly looking zombie will eat your brains while you get to chew on his balls.

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Clam Licking Salt Off a Table Exactly How I Would Lick Your Face

Clams are DELICIOUS. So is SALT. So are FACES.

I can't help but think of the scene in Terminator 2 when a guard at a mental institute licks Sarah Connor's face while she is restrained to a bed. 'Cept this is SALT and a clam, but if you think about it... Sarah was pretty sweaty (all the time), so I imagine it tasted exactly the same. Yum yum.

Rainbow Unicorn Fetus Jello Mold Tattoo is Weird and Magical

Unicorns have to start off as a fetus just like the rest of us magical creatures gestating in happy jello molds. This tattoo was created by Noelle LaMonica of Divine Machine Tattoo in Buffalo NY.

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People Cry Super Mario Bros Music Video Brings Tears of WTF

I LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE CRY

and

I LOVE THE SUPER MARIO BRO THEME MUSIC

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Fully Functioning Custom Steampunk "Love Machine"

Hey ladies, sip some wine, light your candles and get ready for some steamy action.

In order to get this metal pleasure-beast purring, you simply add fire and make use of the onboard stirling engine that will shake and choo-choo you into the 1800s.

"Add alcohol, light the wick, and flip the fly wheel to harness the vibration to pleasure yourself into the next century. Hand made by me using stainless steel, brass, aluminum, plastics and more."

Read on to see more, break out your purse, cause this male-replacement system will set you back a cool $800 bone rattling bucks.

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Ever Seen a Lawn Blister? Must Pop Immediately!

Every once in a while water builds up right beneath the top level of lawn and turns into this sort of "blister" that you, almost uncontrollably, need to pop. This one you see above was spotted behind some store in Portland, Oregon and was stepped on, jumped on and taunted until it finally burst. That must've felt so good.

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