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Thursday
Nov292012

New Bug-Eyed 'Beetlejuice Snake' Discovered and it's WEIRD Looking

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! It's showtime!

Just look at this ultra-long and super-skinny Imantodes Chocoensis snake recently discovered in the Chocó forests of northern Ecuador. Get this, it is MILDLY venomous... so it's bite can make you sick as hell.

So brutal (I hate being sick) \m/

"Otherwise known as blunt-headed vine snakes, Imantodes have a very distinct look, with blunt-ended heads; big, sometimes almost googly, eyes; long, slender bodies and rather disproportionately thin necks."

Read on to see more.

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Tuesday
Nov132012

Watch Some Japanese Girls Face Plant Deep into a Mud Puddle! Fun!

Japanese Reality Show Titled Jump Into Mud Puddle - where contestants need to dive into the mud pool landing on their head first and the longer they stay in the the mud the chances to win the game increase. And the winner gets 8 Million Yen which is around 100,000$.

Now, as you watch this, make sure you crank up the volume as HIGH AS PHYSICS ALLOW IT TO GO and pull down your pants. The juicy fart-like sound effect that the girls make while burying themselves into a pit of mud will remind you of all the awkward times you had with your ex-girlfriend. I am willing to bet she told you it was just trapped air, right?

Friday
Nov092012

Kick Back and Watch Flesh Eating Beetles Eat Some Birds to the Bone

Ever wonder how you get a bird skeleton to look so nice and white? BEETLES.

"Watch a time-lapse video showing the [ Natural History Museum's ] smallest workers, flesh-eating beetles, preparing the skeletons of a great green macaw, tawny owl and mountain peacock-pheasant"

Chemical baths can actually ruin the bones, so flesh eating beetles are used to do the job of eating away at the delicious hunks of meat rendering the skeleton clean and ready to be showcased to the public. Talk about the easiest job ever. Pay me to eat? SIGN ME UP.

Monday
Nov052012

Would You Eat Eggs Boiled in the Urine of Virgin Boys? 

Yes, it is true, the Chinese do some screwed up things, but did you know that they like to eat eggs boiled in the urine from tender young boys?

FACT: The use the peepee (urine) from boys under the age of ten, boil the "virgin boy eggs" and serve them to people on the street giving them magic powers. Yes, magic freakin' powers.

I AM SOLD

 

Tuesday
Oct232012

Actual Working Bacon Clock is Made From Real Bacon and Cheez-Whiz

IT'S BACON TIME!

Yes, this is a bacon clock made from real bacon that was weaved together. The numbers were written using delicious cheez-whiz and the time piece mechanism was jammed through the back where it was held together by a biscuit batter core. Seriously, this time... that bacon is cooked to perfection.

Monday
Oct222012

Just Some Freaky Multi-Eyeball Facepainted Girl

Eye eye eye eye eye see you.

Tuesday
Sep252012

S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Nick Fury Cat Cosplay

Nick "Furry" Fury cat cosplay at it's finest and more than likely... only.

Sunday
Sep232012

For Your Man Cave: Mummified Cat Slam Dunking a Mummified Bird

Are you the type that is into mummies and basketball? Might you have a basement of awesome where you keep your ps3, xbox, beer fridge, arcade machines, baseball card collection, hunting rifles and just MAYBE a mummified cat playing b-ball with a dead bird.

Read on to see a closeup and start a bidding war!

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Saturday
Sep222012

Inflatable Unicorn "Hat" for Cats That They Will LOVE to Wear

Ever wanted to turn your cat into a unicorn? NOW YOU CAN.

"Cats Love it"

via [ geekologie ]

Thursday
Sep202012

Freaky Deaky Shoppery: Lindsay Lohan with No Hands

Oh Lindsay, you drunken freckled monster that I consider one of my secret best friends in the whole wide world. How about we just photoshop those hands right away from you and see how you lift those jugs of booze to your face with a couple of ole' stumpies.

[ lindsayhands ]

Friday
Sep142012

Anatomical Barbie Doll For Those Who Need to See the Innards

I remember the days when I used to run my sister's Barbie dolls over with an army of Transformers, MASK, He-Man, G.I. Joe and various tank tredded vehicles made from Construx / LEGO

This freakish Barbie statuette by Jason Freeny just might have the guts to stop them all.

[ source ] via [ geekologie ]

Monday
Sep102012

Pegasus Unicorn Shaped Chicken Nugget is Fantasy Fast Food Magic

Sometimes we find beauty in the weirdest of places.  This random nerdy fast food fiend named 'Mushrooms and Roses' was lucky enough to find a chicken nugget shaped like a pegasus unicorn.

SOMEONE SHRINK ME SO I CAN RIDE IT INTO A RAINBOW OF SAUCES