Car audio is a serious art. You pile up some amps, speakers and blast sound waves so loud that you blow your face off. Watch this ridiculously loud system installed on some car in Russia that is so crazy powerful that it bends the doors and warps the glass.
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Ever thought about laying on the train tracks as a train speeds at you? Yeah.. me neither (I am more for the train dodge). This dude decides to chew on some rocks as a train goes right over him at high speeds. Ballsy move homie.
Rise of the monkeys! Ok, the fact that this monkey knows what he is doing with a vending machine will blow your mind. The best part though is when he slaps the hell out of the buttons. Little fella is like E. Honda.
TEACH THAT MONKEY HOW TO PLAY AN ARCADE MACHINE STAT.
Have a delicious human trapped in your house that you are about to dine on? YOU NEED CHIANTI. The Alamo Drafthouse has released this limited edition cannibal wine that goes perfectly with sautéed body parts and a whole bunch of crazy.
"The Alamo Drafthouse's 2013 Signature Wines are an oenophilic nod to noted gourmand, wine connoisseur and psychopath Hannibal Lecter."
Russian bears are tough as nails. You can hit them with your car and they just walk away like they are filled to the brim with magical badass vodka powers.
\m/ BEAR \m/
Here is the CONDOM CHALLENGE. You take a condom, unwrap it and then sort it up your nose. EASY PEASY.
Wait.. there is more. Yes, once you snort it into your nasal cavity you are only halfway there! Hooray! You have to then pull it out of your mouth and make sure you get it all on video, post it to youtube and make SURE your parents see it so they wish they had aborted you.
FUN for ALL
I just wanted to let you know that Japan does some WEIRD shit. Take this wasp-infused vodka (shouchuu) for example. Kumamoto Prefecture is a fellow who collects live wasps, chucks them into a mason jar with some of this Japanese vodka and lets the gnarly little insect bodies ferment. Bottoms up, you gross little weirdo.
"The first thing to take note of is the liquor’s color; it’s a dark, muddy brown. According to [Kumamoto P.], this is a sign that the wasps’ bodies have properly fermented and all of the necessary nutrients have seeped into the liquid."
He claims that these nutrients found in wasps that can cure depression, fatigue and has super powers that make your skin beautiful. When you look at Kumamoto, you will agree.. he has delicious looking skin.
Two things that can really ruin your day... zombies and ex-girlfriends. Zombie Industries came up with a "fantastic idea" of combining them BOTH into a bleeding target that you can waste with your much needed assault rifle. This is going to go over well... I am certain.
"I love that this target looks like Britney Spears and it bleeds when I shot it." - Bryan
What they SHOULD have called this was the Zombie gun target that makes sure you never get a girlfriend again... ever.
Ratta tat tat!