The $10,010 Pizza Hut Ultimate Valentine’s Day Proposal in a Box

Valentine's Day is quickly approaching and you are about to ask your loved one the BIG question. How about you do it with some style. Pizza Hut style. That's right pizza hut is offering up a "Tie the Knot with the $10 Dinner Box" promotion that includes a ton of awesome stuff like a sparkly RUBY engagement ring that will forever remind her of your delicious peperoni and of course, some yummy pizza. Either way, it's a win for everyone.

· Limo service.
· A ruby engagement ring.
· A bouquet of flowers.
· A personal fireworks display.
· A professional photographer.
· A professional videographer.

So for a $10,010 you pretty gaurantee that she will say YES to staying with you forever, because let's be honest here... if you are insane awesome enough to do this, then who knows what else you are capable of. Exactly, I can hear the macabre sound of your pizza cutters being sharpend to the beat of your heart.

Note: Pizza Hut will only be offering this deal to 10 "lucky" couples. SO ACT NOW!

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Behold, The Mysterious Purple Squirrel of the Jersey Shore

Believe me when I say that no one knows why this squirrel is purple, so I am going to go out on a limb here and make claim that this squirrel is directly from outter space. Yes, a purple space squirrel. Don't believe me? Fine. This particular purple squirrel was caught on the Jersey Shore in Pennsylvania by Percy and Connie Emert. 

"We put him in an extra big cage so he has room to run around, and we'll release him soon. In the meantime, all the neighbors have been by to see him. No one can believe we have a purple squirrel!"

Now duct tape a few cinder blocks to the cage and chuck it into the neighboring pond and save planet Earth.

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MARUOSA Made Japanese Grindcore Music Video of WTF AWESOME

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Play this as loud as you can and NEVER look away from the screen. You are welcome.

Huge Shark Ass Covering Tattoo is So Gnarly That Jaws Blushes

Shark tattoos are BADASS. Shark tattoos covering your entire bare butt accentuating the tender holes that mother nature gave you are ASSBAD. This here is actually a mini-shark within a giant shark (much like alien) tattoo that resides on the butt of some amazingly brutal woman that would love to use your peen as fishing chum.

If you are of age, in a safe place and are into it... you can [click here] for the nsfw version. Otherwise, move along and go feed your goldfish.

WTF Awesome: Riding a Snow Covered Mountain Ridge on a Dirt Bike

This is 87mcmahan87 riding on his new home made studs. I may not know much about dirt bike riding OR being on top of a mountain top, but I do know that this video is insane to watch and Mcmahan must have balls of pure titanium wrapped in carbon fiber.

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Meteorito Wine: 4.5 Billion-Year-Old Meteorite Flavored Wine

Wine flavored with meteorite?!?! Yep! I would imagine that it tastes about as good at it sounds.

"Vineyard owner Ian Hutcheon is promoting Meteorito, the first wine aged with a roughly 4.5 billion-year-old meteorite believed to be from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. "

The meteorite used in the wine comes from the Atacama Desert in northern Chile, which fell to Earth about 6,000 years ago.

Ian is all about space and even owns his own observatory in Chile, the Centro Astrononomica Tagua Tagua. Unfortunately, if you want a bottle for yourself you will have to make the trip to him.

How much a bottle? Who knows, but probably astronomical. ;)

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Kitten From Hell Surprise Attack Will Scare You Off Your Seat

Just look into those eyes. Reminds you of this cat, right?

Bonus Points: The video is only 25 seconds long, see if you can watch it without blinking.

Heads Blow up: A Fun Video Montage of Heads Exploding!

Go ahead, click play and watch heads explode over and over again.

I know what you are thinking.."Where is the Toxic Avenger scene when he dropped the weights on Ron Jeremy's head and takes it clean off?!" Right [ here ].

The Best Piece of Crap Iron Man Cosplay Suit Ever Created

All you need is some packaging tape, red cloth, some yellow paper and a little bit of time cutting away with scissors while pouring rubber cement into your nasal cavity. This just might be the best Iron Man suit you will ever see in the history of men striving to be made out of iron, or in this case... garbage.

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Prison for your EYES: Piercing that Scream "Daddy Hates Me!"

Look at this fellow. He actually decided that it was a grand idea to put BARS through his eyebrows and attach them to his cheeks so it seems that he is always looking out of a jail cell (I think). Would you do this? Listen, don't answer it, some of you out there probably would. But, that's ok cause I KNOW you.

Thanks go to Jonathan for showing me these things, I can only hope when I am finally looking through those prison bars, it's only your hands on my hips that I feel. That just proves that there is still love in our hearts and no bars in our eyes.