Ever wanted to know what the internet looks and sounds like as a music video?
WELL HERE IT IS.
"Someone please kill me!
My carpal tunnel's building and my eyes are slowly wilting away
I'm in the butthole of the internet
Please please please
Don't Ever Go If You Ain't Been There Ye"
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Pew pew pew and a ratta tat tat. Watch this dude machine gun out a handful of tracer rounds over a lake at night lauching phosphorus (or magnesium) loaded bullets into the woods.
Worth the danger? SURE... it looks like fireworks and I would risk ALL LIFE ON EARTH for fireworks.
Think your day was rough? Had to deal with a ton of shit. I bet your head hurts BAD.
Watch this video and somehow... it all gets better.
What in the hell is this rotting beast corpse of the seas?! This mystery monster washed on the the Pukehina Beach in the Bay of Plenty, NZ a few weeks back and no one seems to know what it is. I think it's a radiated sea chipmunk.
Read on to watch another video slideshow of the monster!
Smut company Brazzers is making a Star Wars Jedi babe battle adult movie. Lightsabers, force blasting and doing it like a gang of Jawas on an alderaan princess.
Don't worry, there is nothing too unsafe in this video other than the brazzers logo and sexy nerd innuendos.
Here is the CONDOM CHALLENGE. You take a condom, unwrap it and then sort it up your nose. EASY PEASY.
Wait.. there is more. Yes, once you snort it into your nasal cavity you are only halfway there! Hooray! You have to then pull it out of your mouth and make sure you get it all on video, post it to youtube and make SURE your parents see it so they wish they had aborted you.
FUN for ALL
I just wanted to let you know that Japan does some WEIRD shit. Take this wasp-infused vodka (shouchuu) for example. Kumamoto Prefecture is a fellow who collects live wasps, chucks them into a mason jar with some of this Japanese vodka and lets the gnarly little insect bodies ferment. Bottoms up, you gross little weirdo.
"The first thing to take note of is the liquor’s color; it’s a dark, muddy brown. According to [Kumamoto P.], this is a sign that the wasps’ bodies have properly fermented and all of the necessary nutrients have seeped into the liquid."
He claims that these nutrients found in wasps that can cure depression, fatigue and has super powers that make your skin beautiful. When you look at Kumamoto, you will agree.. he has delicious looking skin.
Two things that can really ruin your day... zombies and ex-girlfriends. Zombie Industries came up with a "fantastic idea" of combining them BOTH into a bleeding target that you can waste with your much needed assault rifle. This is going to go over well... I am certain.
"I love that this target looks like Britney Spears and it bleeds when I shot it." - Bryan
What they SHOULD have called this was the Zombie gun target that makes sure you never get a girlfriend again... ever.
Ratta tat tat!
Bacon condoms?!!? For years now, I have said how much I would love to have my boner taste like bacon. Admit it, you have too. J&D's (the developer of Bacon Salt) made our dreams a reality by making these pork prophylactics that, not only make your dong look like a strip of bacon, they are actually lubricated with baconlube. I will never go hungry again.
Thanks to Brad for the heads up. Way up.
"a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you are thinking about" -wiseman
A day at Deen Manor slowed down into a hilarious horrorshow.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine... hahahaha