Smell Like the Undead with this Zombie Cologne

Now you can smell like the brain eating walker that you truly are with these Zombie for him and Zombie for Her cologne sprays. Spray on and join the herd.

"Zombie for Him: Think forest floor.  Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.  A definite must-have for any Man’s scent collection."

"Zombie for Her: A slightly lighter version of the Men's fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch."

Deal with it: Back of the Head Mustache and Shades Haircut

Ron Swanson, Ned Flanders, Magnum P.I., Wyatt Earp, YOU NAME IT., thewordkurt's girlfriend got a sweet (and strange) request to put a mustache and shades on the back of this dude's head. She nailed it.

Deal with it.

This Might be the Angriest Talking Cat You Will See Today

Cats are known for getting pissed off (angry). Well, this orange haired fellow is getting pissed and talking some serious smack. What is is saying... NO IDEA... all I know is that its bad, real BAD.

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UGA Men's Swim and Dive Team Doing the Underwater Harlem Shake

Underwater Stormtrooper harlem shaking with a bunch of underwater dudes.

Thousands of Hovering Sky Spiders Invade Brazilian Town

Just look at all those SPIDERS prancing around the telephone poles like a magic hovering spider squadron. For some reason, they all decided to make their web up in the wires giving the illusion that they are suspended in the air spinning the stuff of nightmares.

"Hundreds (maybe thousands) of spiders congregate between poles in the town of Santo Antonio de Plantina, Brazil."

Get down from there spiders (and Hite), you are all drunk.

This Exists: SpongeBob SquarePants Freaky Adult Video Parody Trailer

Yes, Spongebob has been made into "SpongeKnob SquareNuts" by adult film director Lee Roy Myers. In short, it is a grown man in a weird yellow sponge suit that looks like a thing of nightmares trying to make a spongebaby with Sandy Cheeks. Seriously though, who wouldn't (she knows karate!).

Read on to watch the video.. it is more creepy than anything else.

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Summon the Hellhounds: What Happens if you Scream in Sweden at Night

In Uppsala, Sweden there is a neighborhood called Flogsta where they open a window a 10pm and scream bloody murder. They call it "the Flogsta scream" that supposedly has roots in stress release during exam times or is in remembrance of a suicide from the 70s. Now they just do it for fun as a nightly ritual.

I think they are pretending to be demonic hounds from the pits of hell.

Does it Breathe Fire?! Highly Collectible 'Bacon Dragon' for a $1000

Would you like to own a 'highly collectible' piece of bacon shaped like a dragon for a the low price of $1000? Well, this guy would like you to sell you one! The Bacon Dragon is slightly larger than a coin and will probably make you sick if you eat it, but you just spent $1000 on a piece of bacon... so you should put the bacon dragon into your mouth (or rectum) immediately.

"I Present you The legendary "Bacon Dragon" Born in November 9, 2012 in Phoenix, AZ. One of a kind Formation, The Bacon has spoken! This Bacon Art has Not been treated with anything nor manipulated to its form. This is Perfect for your Dragon or Bacon collection!"

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Watch this Cat Being Scared by the Super Mario Jumping Sound

Now, I have no idea how this works, but this extremely orange cat is a bit jittery when it comes to the jumping sound from the NES Super Mario Bros.

In Case You Missed it: Truck with Cows Loses Control and Spills Cows

Cows cows cows... seriously, what were you doing with all those cows?

Moooooooooving them somewhere? KNEE SLAPPED.

The Old 'Feed Your Friend to a Real Life Shark' Prank!

So you find yourself riding around on a boat checking out a freakin' REAL LIFE SHARK, when one of your "friends" decides to toss you into the water and see if you are made of steel.

HILARIOUS PRANK, BUDDY

Thanks to Jason who -rumor has it- once had sex with a shark attack. Once.

You Smell Delicious! Pizza Hut Perfume

Care to smell like fresh, hand-tossed pizza hut dough? NOW YOU CAN. Yes, this is real.

"What began as a fun Facebook post - with Pizza Hut asking fans just how much they loved the smell of a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened - has materialized into Pizza Hut becoming the latest celebrity to launch its own perfume."

Pizza hut baked up some perfume that will make you smell just like a pile of Italians.