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Monday
Nov052012

Would You Eat Eggs Boiled in the Urine of Virgin Boys? 

Yes, it is true, the Chinese do some screwed up things, but did you know that they like to eat eggs boiled in the urine from tender young boys?

FACT: The use the peepee (urine) from boys under the age of ten, boil the "virgin boy eggs" and serve them to people on the street giving them magic powers. Yes, magic freakin' powers.

I AM SOLD

 

Saturday
Aug182012

2 Gorillas 1 Poop: Or A Video Tutorial On How to Recycle Bananas

Rumor has it that the food at the San Diego Zoo these days tastes like crap.

I would like to quote my wife: "That's disgusting, you are going to lose friends over this."

Only the shitty friends, I say.

Monday
Jun062011

Surprise Breakfast Double Yolk Egg Filled with Fetus Blood

Over the past weekend, your humble Obvious Winner narrator and supreme internet purveyor of awesomeness decided to make a satisfying breakfast that consisted of a can of corned beef hash and a much desired would-be fried egg. Sounds like a great way to start the day, right?! To my surprise, and slight dismay, I was gifted with an egg filled with a pair of twin yolks with a kick of chilled fetal blood. I just figured I would share my luck with all of you interested readers and gross the hell out of you in the process. Sick breakfast ftw! \m/

Before you ask... Of course I ate it (I really didn't though).