Entries in zombie (47)
Two things that can really ruin your day... zombies and ex-girlfriends. Zombie Industries came up with a "fantastic idea" of combining them BOTH into a bleeding target that you can waste with your much needed assault rifle. This is going to go over well... I am certain.
"I love that this target looks like Britney Spears and it bleeds when I shot it." - Bryan
What they SHOULD have called this was the Zombie gun target that makes sure you never get a girlfriend again... ever.
Ratta tat tat!
"Zombie for Him: Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth. A definite must-have for any Man’s scent collection."
"Zombie for Her: A slightly lighter version of the Men's fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch."
Do video games make you mindlessly kill by turning you into a gruesome gamer zombie? GOOD QUESTION. This is makeup artist oxbloodrayne1989xo impressively taking a ps3 controller to the face as a violent video gamer zombie...
Cellllllll microprocessor braaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnzzzzz.... read on to see more.
Check out these gruesome zombified teddy bears by Phillip Blackman, a British illustrator who enjoys torturing teddy-bears. Unfortunately, these bears are not meant to be cuddled with, but seriously... we all know that your kids will do it anyway. Kids LOVE exposed brains, bones and jowels!
Read on my sick friend... there are more.
And the dead will rise as snowmen...
"Spooky zombie snowmen created by Jen Hutchinson crawls out of the ground in a disused graveyard in Bristol, UK.
Going to the grocery store STAT. Made from a real deal pineapple, Cherry Laffy Taffy tongue, Black raspberry jam for blood and some custom undead eyes. This gnarly pineapple zombie (this is a link) by kjas that looks decent enough to eat some belly dancer's brains and still have room to totally destroy some surfer's board.
Meet Megan.. she is a cake designer who loves DINOS and ZOMBIES... Hey Megan.. ME TOO.
Now make me a cake that looks EXACTLY like your tattoo and we can be best friends FOREVER.
"This is [Megan's] zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex tattoo. It took three sessions of about thirteen hours total and was done by Jeff Addz at Generation X in Daytona Beach, Florida. [ Megan has] been in love with dinosaurs since [she] was a very young girl and [she] also has a passion for the undead, so [Megan] decided to combine the two. [Her] artist was insanely talented and did this entire design free-handed. [She] could not be happier with the finished result. "
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When you absolutely positively have to kill every zombie in your infested local mall, this is your weapon. This brutal piece of absurdity was made by the fellows down at Moss Pawn & Guns. Just remember kids, guns don't kill zombies... an AR-15s with nine (30 round) mags, muzzle-break, three laser sights, multiple tactical flashlights, bi-pod, three red dot scopes kills zombies.
Note: Fully loaded and ready to destroy, this sucker weighs in at an arm tiring 23 pounds.
Sniped from [ endo ]