Zombie Attack Barbie: Girls Gotta Learn How to Fight the Undead

Barbie is one tough lady. THAT is NOT true. She is a disproportionate sloot that has tempted young girls into a lifestyle of superficiality for ages resulting in an over-flux in pornography and global resentment for Western Culture. Without Barbie, we would be nothing. Now it is time that the youth of today learns how to fight off a zombie attack.

Via [ geekologie ]

Thanks go to Jonathan who I once dressed up like a Barbie doll and forced him to have a tea and  GHB date with me.